BioShock Infinite’s fifteen minute E3 trailer. Not to be indelicate or uncouth, but this demo is shitshittingly unbefuckinglievable. When I saw its trailer in the theater, I kind of hoped that Mr. Popper’s Penguins had an opposite number. Something that looked every bit as promising and wondrous as it did soul-crushing, rote, and without any merit, no matter how pedestrian. It would appear my hopes have been answered.